Recipe for a holiday disaster
Ingredients
4 cups of flying horse hooves
1 unfitting cover
1 horse
1 cup of a blood nose
½ a cup of a horse halter
½ a cup of a paddock
3 cups of a bucking horse
1 small blonde human
Step 1. Mix together your horse and horse hooves until solid.
Step 2. Tip your solid horse in the paddock.
Step 3. Get your unfitting cover and lay it out ready to put on your horse.
Step 4. Have the human holding the halter out in front of them.
Step 5. Put the unfitting cover on top of the solid horse.
Step 6. Leave the paddock for 3 to 4 hours.
Step 7. Return with a halter in front of you to prepare for your afternoon ride.
Step 8. Get the horse to turn around and kick out with the back legs.
Your result should be blood pouring out of your nose and your pony roaring around the paddock with an unfitting cover on.
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